Zack+and+Alexis

=Alexis... = 
 * Gender:** Female **Hobbies:** Jigsaw Puzzles, De-organizing Rooms, and Yelling at Zack
 * Hidden Talents:** The Ability to Ignore Grammar Rules, Gift Wrapping

=Zack... =  = = =__Two Peas in a Really Angry Pod__= Alexis, born on a sunny winter day was fostered into this world by her loving mother. While attending a typical suburban High School in New York she met Zack. Coincidentally, he was also raised by a mother. This along with copious other commonalities such as inappropriate humor, critical taste in novels, and deep love of the history channel, lead to a great friendship. They both enjoy making flashcards for AP Biology and they even work at the same vegan deli. With all this in common they seem almost like the same person, however, they also have many differences. Alexis currently lives with her two cats, Alex the Brave, an orange beast designed for war and cuddling, and Oliver the Conflicted, a pot-bellied tabby cat who is currently working on a degree in bathtub drain-plug polytechnics. Zack only has one cat, who was involved in an unfortunate "splitting accident" which lead the the creation of two "half-cats" that must share both the weight and brain capacity of the original cat. This left Zack with two very tiny, dangerously simple minded cats who enjoy diving head first into garbage cans and biting people unnecessarily. Zack, has exemplary standards for personal hygiene, Alexis does not. Alexis has a vast collection of shoes raging in both style and heel height, Zack does not. As this friendship has bloomed, they now dare to engage into a new adventure, the Multimedia/Multi-Genre Research Project. Let the games begin!
 * Gender:** Male **Hobbies:** Collecting Ancient Aztec Artifacts, Drinking Tea, and Yelling Back at Alexis
 * Hidden Talents:** Tolerance of Crazed Feminine Antics, Creating Greeting Cards

(Note to reader: This paragraph, in its first edition must much wittier and more interesting, however, it has been deleted twice by Wikispace under an "error" in the saving mechanism. This has lead to extreme demoralization and loss in Zack and Alexis's faith in the wikispace.) ALSO: THE WIKISPACE MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE THE PAGE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING!!! ANGER ENSUES!!!!